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sorry sorry to the winner of the first ever caption contest

Dear readers, I am sorry for leaving you in suspense for so long. Here is an apology I wrote twenty years ago,  whose sorrys still ring true today:

I really am very sorry.

I am sorry for taking so long to announce the winners of my first ever caption contest. Thank you to everybody who submitted captions. I liked them all! But these were my favourites, the ones that made me laughed the most (in no order at all):

i added water
I hear it tickles more than anything — “will”
i added water
this is not the bathing suit i pictured myself dying in — Lyndall
i added water
In typical noob fashion, Brent had filled the pool not with water but with cthulu. — Evan
i added water
An Introduction to the Works of Sigmund Freud — S.D.
i added water
Plank (>) Plonck (V ) Planktom (*) — Lawrence (my Dad)

Actually, the last caption didn’t make me laugh because I didn’t really get it at first.

Anyway, how will you enjoy the end of August?

Me, I will enjoy it with fantastic Neo Citran dreams. Bye!!!!

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3 responses to “sorry sorry to the winner of the first ever caption contest”

  1. Kenneth Avatar
    Kenneth

    Did a librarian index your childhood memories?

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  2. Lyndall Avatar
    Lyndall

    I’ve totally seen that apology note before, by the by. It is magnificent.

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  3. Lyndall Avatar
    Lyndall

    p.s. did you really call us all stupid?

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