Dear readers, I am sorry for leaving you in suspense for so long. Here is an apology I wrote twenty years ago,Â whose sorrys still ring true today:
I am sorry for taking so long to announce the winners of my first ever caption contest. Thank you to everybody who submitted captions. I liked them all! But these were my favourites, the ones that made me laughed the most (in no order at all):
Actually, the last caption didn’t make me laugh because I didn’t really get it at first.
Anyway, how will you enjoy the end of August?
Me, I will enjoy it with fantastic Neo Citran dreams. Bye!!!!
3 responses to “sorry sorry to the winner of the first ever caption contest”
Did a librarian index your childhood memories?
I’ve totally seen that apology note before, by the by. It is magnificent.
p.s. did you really call us all stupid?